Chilli Cucumbers

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We all love a fancy bit of plating, don’t we?! These chilli cucumbers will give that sophisticated edge at any dinner party. Expect “oohs” and “aahs” across the table.

Forget 2020 when spiralisers were all the rage, because for this kitchen witchery, you only need a sharp knife and two chopsticks, no pricey gadgets needed. Now, aside from the cucumber looking super pretty and fancy AF, the reason I do this is so the marinade really seeps into the cuts. You also get more flexibililty with the cucumber so you can position it on the plate with a bit more finesse.

If you don’t want to go through the faff of cutting the cucumbers into the concertina pattern you can always just smash it up with the back of a knife or a rolling pin to open it up and let the marinade infuse into the cucumber that way instead.

I’ll be sharing more kitchen tips soon but if you have a particular request, drop me a DM and I’ll aim to add this to my list. I once shared a video about the best way to chop an onion and the internet went WILD. So many people were triggered by my method, but I stand by it haha. I was taught in michelin starred restaurants so I’m sticking with it. Barry from Northampton can send me a video of his method, then we’ll put it to a vote.

Ingredients

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  • 1 pack baby cucumbers
  • 1 pack baby cucumbers
  • 1 tsp sesame oil
  • 1 tsp sesame oil
  • 1 tsp dark soy sauce
  • 1 tsp dark soy sauce
  • 1 tsp mirin or white wine vinegar
  • 1 tsp mirin or white wine vinegar
  • Yuzu juice or lemon juice to taste
  • Yuzu juice or lemon juice to taste
  • Crispy chilli oil
  • Crispy chilli oil

Method

  1. Place a chopstick either side of your baby cucumbers and make close cuts with a sharp knife at a 45º angle all the way along. Roll the cucumber over and cut straight on a 90º angle.
  2. Mix together all of the other ingredients in a bowl and toss the cucumbers in the mixture. Leave them to marinade for at least 30 minutes but the longer the better!